Shit that makes me cranky...

Here is a list of things that really get my dander up. I have listed them in no particular order.

1) Right wing politicians, (esp. those with a Christian bias. They always let their faith be the moral compass, and I gotta say, it never ever points to magnetic north.)

2) People who snap their fingers at the bartender to get service. (Service doesn’t mean slavery! Nor does it give you premission to be rude.)

3) Anyone who says "I’m not Racist...But..."

4) Anyone who can’t grasp this equation Talk – Action = Zero

5) People who don’t try to better themselves in some fashion.

6) People who get too excited about working out in the gym.

7) Dr. Phil

8) The name Wanda (I’ve always hated the way that sounded. I’ve met Wandas I’ve liked as people... but the name sounds ugly to me. )

9) The colour teal.

10) Randy Travis, Garth Brooks, and Brooks and Dunn

11) The current cast of Saturday Night Live.

12) Anyone (aside from friends and family) who gets on my case about being a smoker.


13) Air Canada (I could go on for hours about them.)

14) Anyone who hassles the homeless. (Shame on you. Until you know their circumstances, you have no right to say a damn word.)

15) People who trash the concept of "same sex marriage." (It’s really not your business, nor should it ever be. Just because the tenents of your faith have issues with it, doesn’t give you the right to impose them on other people’s happiness. Remember, you’re not the one getting married to someone of the same gender. So shut the fuck up.)

16) The use of the terms BLING, Chunk of Change, or Good Coin (age)

17) Jehovah’s witnesses (not because of having faith. Just that faith in particular.)

18) People who don’t swear. (at least occasionally...)

19) The name Wayne (see the Wanda entry.)

20) People who drive SUV’s and don’t need them (esp if they have a little Crucifish on the back.)

21) Ron Popeil From RONCO

22) The Boston Red Socks / The Atlanta Braves

23) Judas Priest

24) Any movie with Hillary Duff in a lead role.

25) People who soup up Honda Civics, and think they drive Ferrari’s

26) Brussel Sprouts

27) CNN

28) FOX NEWS

29) Anyone who takes themselves way, way, way too seriously.

30) NASA

31) People who use Seinfeld dialogue in everyday conversation (DAMN TBS and their constant re-runs...)

32) Anyone who consistantly makes quotation marks with their fingers when they are trying to make a point about something.

33) American Idol, Canadian Idol, (Really, Any fucking Idol from Any fucking where)

More to come....