This is what happens when an angry young man is left to his own devices for far too long. Take a dab of uncertainty, a couple of drops of frustration, fold in some fury and finally add a nip of scarcasm and this is what you get. It still it winds up being nothing more than just grist for the mill, and for that all I can say is "You're welcome..."
Wednesday, June 15, 2005
06/15/05
Well… I knew that last post would stir up some trouble… Let’s see what this does…
Q: What separates a Conservative politician from a hillbilly in this country?
A: A suit of “good clothes” and a seat in parliament… (And perhaps a tape recorder…)
You're right Anonymous (AKA - the coward that won't sign your name), I'm a Nazi. I've tried to keep that little fact a secret from my peers. As dull as my friends are in Canadian politics, Nazi's are never well received here. Therefore, it's been my mission to turn them, albeit sloooooowly, over to light. I would say that I'm fairly pissed at you for calling me out. Thanks for ruining my "Master Plan", you genius you. Now, If you will excuse me, I have some Jews in the oven and they need turning.
Don Kelly actually had a lame hack bit where he slammed the west (it was on his comics episode) where he said something to the effect that in the west we have Hee Haw on the learning channel. Oh how clever and biting for a geographical bigot trying to get a cheap laugh. I found the cheap suit line to be in the same category. My take on it.
Sorry Daryl, different Don Kelly. The one I know used to be a mainstay at CFCN - many years, although he is retired now. Nice man according to all reports (although there were whispers that he was a Nazi - shhhh).
Personally I don't make Newfie jokes. i like you fishy guys!! Growing up with a Ukranian/Polish background I know the pain of sterotype jokes....no matter how close they resembled my relatives!!! ;-)
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That one will kill in "Pompous Ass - How to Assimilate into Toronto Society" class - try it there.
Denise, you nazi
You're right Anonymous (AKA - the coward that won't sign your name), I'm a Nazi. I've tried to keep that little fact a secret from my peers. As dull as my friends are in Canadian politics, Nazi's are never well received here. Therefore, it's been my mission to turn them, albeit sloooooowly, over to light. I would say that I'm fairly pissed at you for calling me out. Thanks for ruining my "Master Plan", you genius you. Now, If you will excuse me, I have some Jews in the oven and they need turning.
xoxo.
D.
Marcus, that one is so bad I thought Don Kelly wrote it!!
Daryl, don't say mean things about Don Kelly - my husband used to date his daughter, obviously before me.
Don Kelly actually had a lame hack bit where he slammed the west (it was on his comics episode) where he said something to the effect that in the west we have Hee Haw on the learning channel.
Oh how clever and biting for a geographical bigot trying to get a cheap laugh.
I found the cheap suit line to be in the same category.
My take on it.
Sorry Daryl, different Don Kelly. The one I know used to be a mainstay at CFCN - many years, although he is retired now. Nice man according to all reports (although there were whispers that he was a Nazi - shhhh).
Now you "westerners" have an Idea why newfies hate newfie jokes...
Personally I don't make Newfie jokes. i like you fishy guys!!
Growing up with a Ukranian/Polish background I know the pain of sterotype jokes....no matter how close they resembled my relatives!!!
;-)
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