This is what happens when an angry young man is left to his own devices for far too long. Take a dab of uncertainty, a couple of drops of frustration, fold in some fury and finally add a nip of scarcasm and this is what you get. It still it winds up being nothing more than just grist for the mill, and for that all I can say is "You're welcome..."
Monday, August 08, 2005
08/08/05 Raining in My Neighbourhood
It's raining again. This summer has been so wet. I have been not so secretly building an ark in the living room. Erin didn't really like the idea of collecting the animals two by two... apparently we are just going to get a dog to bring.
Arks don't work. They are a myth. the bible said Noah loaded 2 of every animal onto one. Yeah right! It would have to be bigger than an aircraft carrier and a super tanker combined!!! Cats are the only domesticated animal not mentioned in the bible so they must not have been on Noah's big canoe. That said, why are there so many of the little evil bastards roaming the planet? Did they tread water for 40 days and nights or, as I believe, either satanic beasts or an alien life form taking us over....one shitty litter box at a time? I don't like cats nor do I own one...as I have no large snakes to feed. Hey Marcus, where exactly is your ark? My fire pit is low on fuel wood!! :-) Rain makes me make weird posts on blogs Dreary and damp yours DM
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Arks don't work. They are a myth. the bible said Noah loaded 2 of every animal onto one. Yeah right! It would have to be bigger than an aircraft carrier and a super tanker combined!!!
Cats are the only domesticated animal not mentioned in the bible so they must not have been on Noah's big canoe. That said, why are there so many of the little evil bastards roaming the planet?
Did they tread water for 40 days and nights or, as I believe, either satanic beasts or an alien life form taking us over....one shitty litter box at a time?
I don't like cats nor do I own one...as I have no large snakes to feed.
Hey Marcus, where exactly is your ark? My fire pit is low on fuel wood!!
:-)
Rain makes me make weird posts on blogs
Dreary and damp
yours
DM
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