Saturday, July 01, 2006

Happy Canada Day!!!


Happy Canada Day!!!

Here are some interesting Canadian social statistics. (According to a study done by MacLean’s magazine.)

31 percent of Canadians distrust the police. Interesting enough the same percentage are uneasy about Born again Christians. (I would love to do a cross tabulation to see if it’s the same 31 percent…)

40 percent of Canadians see no problem with gay adoption.

62 percent of the populace believes in angels. (Likely the most popular interpretation of angel is the “pretty Irish girl” type from that TV show… I’m less inclined to think the people think about the type of angel that fucked Sodom and Gomorrah’s shit up!)

65 percent believe in Heaven. Only 48 percent believe in hell…

63 percent believe that recreational use of marijuana is okay. (Maybe that’s where the angels come from… I see shit sometimes myself…)

One a similar note, 57 percent of us believes in ESP and psychic powers. Nearly a third are convinced we can communicate with the dead. (Gimme some of that weed…)

49 percent think that there should be an outright ban on porn.

Nearly 75 percent disagree with this statement: We should worry about Canada and let the rest of the world take care of itself. (I think that’s pretty damn cool.)

1 comment:

Daniel Loomis said...

Did you know that the maple leaf is poisonous? It's a defense mechanism. The tree loses it's leaves and the oil contained within them coats the soil and kills off anything wishing to grow nearby.

Odd, isn't it? Why do you think Canada would chose such a vile plant to represent it?