I have recently discovered that I hate something more than "reality" shows. Yup it's true... I hate home makeover shows more. I'm floored by the near ferral veracity of the people who watch this crap. These are the kind of people that refer to the hosts by their first names, and get excited over fabric swatches.(and likely pretend that it's okay that there are black people living next to them...) I could see myself getting into a show about restoring a grand old building, but I would rather watch flies fuck, than say, watch people painting someone's shitter a new shade of seafoam green.
The men who wind up on this show, are the type that perpetuate what I like to call "Ray Romano" syndrome. Pussy whipped and desperate. These poor Immasculated bastards have lost the battle for equality in their relationships.
While we're on the topic (ish) of "reality" T.V.
Could someone (anyone!?!) please tell Donald Trump to fuck off? That show of his is nothing more than a miserable testament to greed. ( and a smoldering piece of shit.) I swear with God as my witness that the next person I hear utter "You're Fired!" is going to get shovel right between the eyes.
However, I have a few concepts in mind, that would be great "Reality" Shows, allow me to Illustrate.
1) "The Let's Take Nick and Jessica Hunting Show" This is more of a (ahem...) one shot deal, but the ratings would be huge. As an added bonus, The planet would have 2 less oxygen theives.
2) "The This Show Sucks Show" This is a little looser. Every week, we get PETA, Chuck D, Greenpeace, and an army of squeegee kids to crash shitty shows. Imagine this as the TV guide description, "Look out Punk'd, and America's funniest Home Videos, We're gonna bust a cap in your ass." (Watching Ashton Kutcher bleed from the ass, well that kinda irony might kill me...)
3) "That Homeless Guy" Each week, producers find a person living on the streets, and then ACTUALLY help him / her. That would be the best show ever. They give them healthcare, a job, and get them the help needed to rejoin society.
4) "I'm With Ashcroft..." seeing the success of "I'm with Busey" This one has winner written all over it. We follow him to job interviews, Klan meetings, and the KFC. Smells like good TV to me...
5) "Good Samaritan" This show is designed to incite change. Imagine a show where all the participants have to do acts of charity once a day. (Hell, I'd be happy with once a week! ) There's nothing like appealing to a WASP's sense of guilt to get things done. Perhaps after of a season or two of this show, we wouldn't even need TV anymore. (I know... That's crazy talk...)
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