Sunday, September 19, 2004

09/20/04 The Antichrist looms amongst us...

I have seen the end of our time. For centuries people (odd people, but people none the less) have depended on the prophecy of Nostradamus to for tell the end of days. There was a lot of blathering about the last pope and the enemies of France... but I think he missed the goat... err boat on this one.

Some might argue that Bushie jr. might be the herald of the big ugly, (a good guess, but still not on the money...) Still more may cite terrorists and their "evil doer deeds"

But it all comes to this. The antichrist is Jennifer Lopez. Thank God, someone got to Ben Affleck before the "Bennifer" became complete. No good could have ever come from the merging of two of the most wooden and shallow monsters on earth. (a Frankenstein monster of apocalyptic proportion... )And as far as I'm concerned, we got off lucky with them making only two movies together.

And the mainstream media knew it too!!! Why else would they have spent so much time covering this potential transmogrification? Surely North Americans have much more important things to attend to, like electing a useful president and or Prime Minister. Getting better access to healthcare and and education perhaps? Hell even just putting three hot meals on the table...

I first became aware that she was evil incarnate, after I saw the "Jenny from the block" Video. What a crock of shit. What ill thinking shit monger came up with the lyrics for this song? Esp when merged with the video. Nice Bently Jenny, nice Hermes watch Jenny, nice condo in New York Jenny. Betcha none of the kids playing stickball outside your window ever had any of those. I'm glad you made it. But just one question. where did your soul go?

Thankfully the crisis has been averted for now. I'll keep my eyes peeled, so the rest of you can live your lives in relative calm.

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